At The Milestone..

Overheard in the Milestone

Matt uses Alberto Balsalm and Nick’s wife has bought him a new toothbrush. It’s a medium fibre Colgate to stop him getting sore.

Joanne’s Hen Party in Manchester means buying expensive toiletries.

Wendy (Nick’s wife) has text Pam who is looking forward to it. She’s taking her credit card with her and is going to have a stash of crisps and nibbles in her room.

Pam is pissed off with Donna though. Something to do with Kerry it seems.

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The Milestone at Crystal Peaks